The Laquedem Plan to Improve Bike Safety

The roads are dangerous.  Cyclists are slapping cars with their hands, breaking bus windows with their fists, vandalizing cars, and pounding on vehicles with their bicycles.  (Insert the word "allegedly" wherever necessary, and thanks to Professor Bogdanski for gathering these stories.)

It's time to separate cyclists from cars so that both can ride safely.  We need more car lanes on our streets.